It's been 10 whole days. Whomagod

Woohoo, pizza is on its way to my pad. Awesome.

Two new shows that I have recently gotten into.

1) Fringe. Wierd show about mutation and shit. Pretty intense.
2) Life on Mars. Just cause it's awesome. And the leading people that aren't greasy are incredibly hot.

I FAILED MY LEARNERS TEST 3 TIMES THIS WEEEK. I feel like such a failure. I was gonna go today but I kept getting into groups on wow and next thing I new it it was 5 oclock. Gay. I'm going tomorrow before work though. And I'm gonna ACE IT.

Yesterday I came home from work. And, guess what! Gizmo shat ALL OVER THE CARPET. IT WAS WET AND GOOEY AND DISGUSTING. So, I picked it up with paper towel and threw it in the toilet. But, guess what? Toilets don't flush paper towel so well. And by that I mean they clog. And overflow. Big time. So here I was panicking and grabbing the mop, and by the time I came back, most of the water had disappeared. So, somewhere in my house, there is a bunch of water stored up in the walls and in about 2 or 3 weeks its gonna reek. Welcome to my life.

While we are on the subject of my dog's shit, this morning something smelled bad. It wasn't the walls, oh no. It was my dog. His backside was just COVERED. It was atrocious. I actually puked when I had to clean it close up. I also cut off the uber long hair on his tail cause that was getting caught in his poop. I also febreezed everything in the house, so everything is antibacterialized and everything!

Also, Keira isn't home from mexico yet, and I forgot when she comes. But I am incredibly bored and WANT TO GO FOR A WALK. HOLY POO. I have some not very interesting stories to tell her from this week! Blehhh!

Oh, yeah, and keira, that matt and kim song. The piano thing was stuck in my head for like 3 days straight and now I can't listen to that song. Well, I can, it just isn't very nice. Although it's a very overly-cheery tune. I could see it being played in extra foods and everyone being all like, wtf is this shit? It made me laugh yesterday at work. Yeah...


SARAH MADE A GREAT DISCOVERY. www.fmylife.com = The funniest thing ever. I wish my life was like some of these, but not. Cause then my life would suck.

Week off. Woot. But not really, cause I worked tuesday and wednesday, but whatever. More moolah pour moi.

That was delicious pizza. And now, for song of the day?

Lets see.... I've been listening to this song a lot lately. The CD it's from - The 13th Floor, is not on iTunes, which makes me incredibly sad. :( Just this song.

The Path to Decay - Sirenia

Life brings nothing for the same
Keep searching new days on the horizon
While time just seems to slip away
I’m leaving no trace along the way

Seems like I’m falling deeper, deeper inside myself
Feels like I’m growing weaker, much weaker each day
Along the path to decay

The lights are fading day by day
No cure for the lost, there’s no ascending
When life could not become more pale
A new dawn is here, another day

Seems like I’m falling deeper, deeper inside myself
Feels like I’m growing weaker, much weaker each day
Along the path to decay

HOLY FUCK

I haven't written a blog in like forever. Sorry, bud. <3

Anyways, Brett Loader joined the deli team. Kiiinda annoying, but whatever. Sickest mind on the planet. D: I made him do EVERYTHING today pretty much. Lawl. I'm a cruel, cruel man.

Yeah. Keira is gone for like 2 weeks in a few days. SUPA BUMMED. Gonna have to blog more often. And tell more personal shit! Ahhh!

Dad was gone for a week. It was great. Coulda been better if chris actually came, but whatever. Ashleigh and Sarah came over saturday instead and we ate pizza and juice, and did our poster! Which I still have to glue together. :)

Got really baked the last couple of nights and played wow and loud music. Fuck I love wow. I'm hitting level 80 within the next couple of days!


Ew keira just told me she was in love with crank dat by soulja boy. Respect = 0.

Maybe 5.



I love porn! I got a prepaid credit card today. Guess what I bought with it! =D


Hail to the king, baby.
Newwww semester. Means more working out thanks to my day to day contact with mr mcnab. Fuckkk. I want red's body. But I also wanna be lazy at the same time. I WANT FAIRY GOD PARENTS. That would make life so much easier. My top 10 wishes.


1. Mom didn't die
2. I had a killer bod without even trying
3. Anyone who I wanted to have sex with also wanted to have sex with me
4. Gizmo would live forever
5. World peace!
6. I could automatically get any song on the planet onto my ipod
7. No more depression. Unless it is for songwriting. Otherwise, bleh.
8. I could write amazing songs
9. I could play pro violin
10. I could play pro piano.

<3

Yeah. So, I ignored the blog for like an hour cause i had to do homework. Almost fell asleep, too! I think I have ADD. Lol.


I'm pretty pumped for social tomorrow. I love social so much. I want more debates though. We need a debate club at our school. You know why? Cause I love arguing. Gawd. I could go on about everything for EVER! I'm a much better arguer than a storyteller. Once I get a good point, that is. Vali arguments = life. Dad doesn't recognize this. Poophead. (coughinternetcough)

I love what happens when I do something wrong and my dad comes and tells me and then it ends up that its his fault I'm doing it. Like, I was doing hw at 11:30 and he's like, do you have any idea what time it is? I say yeah, but I was doing english hw before, and i was working on this poster all yesterday at sarahs. I couldn't finish it at sarahs cause i didn't have a ride and her parents were leaving the next day. Lawl. Pwned.

Listening to live your life right now. Anyways, song of the day today? "

"On the Sly" by Metric


Wipe it up you're capable
Of putting back
A few when you have to
Memorize the history
Of your body like a virgin
Ladies night, Eighties night
The kids get high and eat TV
So do we, for Halloween
I want to be Lenny Bruce

I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate me
So you can love me on the sly

My old flame broke the twelve bar blues
Just to prove he could
He pays the airline DJ's now
He is everywhere

I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

Fill me in on horrible
How much is there
Where else can I live
The dirty sugar factory
On the water, on the water
Should smell sweet

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly



Ta-ta!