merry monday!

I'm lazy and tired right now >_>

So, I'm in edmonton now. It's pretty exciting. Went to whyte ave today! It was pretty dope. Went to this pizza place called the funky pickle or something. Holy shit my aunt's cat just scared the shit out of me. It fell into like a box or something. I just rescued it.

So, the pickle place that was actually a pizza place was SO good. It even rivalled CPU. Yeah. I know. So. I'm lazy and I missed out on like 50 blog posts since whenever the last time I blogged. Partially cause I wrote a really long one but then I exited the internet cuz my cousins came home and then I'm like shit now I have to redo the whole thing! Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. BEETEEDUB. At the funky pickle, they have honey there in a bottle, but I didn't know that. So I asked the chick, and I'm like wtf is this bitch? And she's like, Nigga, that be honey.

I'm like omg nigga that's so phatt!!!!! Imma try this on my pizz-izzle! Yee bitch this shit is acutally pree good! Now I don't have to bust a cap in yo ass!

But it wasn't all gangster. Probably because she was chinese. No big.
In addition, moral of the story: honey is good on pizza. =D

I think my gramma should get one of these, btw. Cause she sends us emails every week telling us about what happened and it's really useless. Probably cause old people are boring.


So, anyways. Here's my latest song pick. It's by Kamelot. It's called 'When the Lights Are Down'

Rules without exceptions last eternally
Every move you make creates your destiny
I've come to soak my sorrow in halo black
As black as the seal on my soul


'Cause When the lights are down
There's no more to say
Love is the real pain
An internal revolution in my mind
And when the lights are down
You're so far away
Tell me your real name
In the silence of the darkness we unite


[Rules without exceptions last eternally
Every move you make creates your destiny]
What can protect me from the past
And all the things that I have done
She told me and then she was gone


But when the lights are down
There's no more to say
Deep in the shadows
Where the last of my delusions made a stand
'Cause When the lights are down
She'll take me away
Tell me her real name
And in death we'll live the love we never had


Oh come all ye faithful beneath the moon, beneath the moon
Into the void as one
Marching on


'Cause When the lights are down
There's no more to say
Love is the real pain
An internal revolution in my mind
'Cause When the lights are down
She'll take me away
Tell me her real name
And in death we'll live the love we never had




Voila. Good song. Go listen. Now. >: (

Uberlong post. Lord of the Rings in HD = THE most badass thing you will ever see.

Merry Christmas to all! I'm sitting in my basement all alone, waiting for my brothers to come home bearing weed, and listening to some good ole Nightwish!


So, we had a pretty ghetto christmas. Everyone woke up at like 12 noon, and we opened the presents and watched monty python till about 5. Then we chilled. Dad cooked some fucking AMAZING dinner, and then we watched LotR:RotK in HD. That's probably one of the most epic things I've seen in my life, honestly. Too bad I thought it ended like twelve times, and they got the ending all wrong. Saruman was supposed to have come to the shire and like, destroyed it. Whatevs. It was still epic.

Singing along to 'Beauty of the Beast' right now. I'll show you some of the lyrics right now.

Safely away from the world
In a dream, Timeless Domain

A child dreamy-eyed
Mother's mirror, Father's pride

I wish I could come back to you
Once again feel the rain

Falling inside me
Cleaning all that I've become.

There's a little taste for ya. Really a wonderful song. One of my faves from Nightwish, actually. Along with like, everything. :P Except for Swanheart. I don't like that one. :(

A semi-successful christmas. God 2 pair of really comfortable under armour underwear, some dress pants, some new nike shoes, (they were pretty cheap from the looks of them, but whatevs. I needed new ones) candy, and whatever my brothers are getting me later. Considering I'm grounded right now, and I got a laptop for my bday, I'm happy.

Listening to the live version of Deep Silent Complete right now. Sexalicious.

Took pictures of ghetto xmas tree and such, along with the turkey. They will be going up on facebook when I get to it. My brothers were also fooling around with my camera, so theres gonna be some random ones. =D

I'm thinking I might do a one song a day kinda thing instead of one song a week. I seem to be putting things about music in every time I post anyways. It's a good thing. (Martha Stewart would approve)

OH! Julie also got me this travel bag case thingie. It's gonna be pretty handy.

Speaking of Jules, she has this Martha Stewart cookbook that I recently read. That woman is a fucking genius. It's pretty much the same thing my dad learned how to cook from, except it was newer and refurbished. I'm definitely stealing it when I move out.

I'm going to be really fat when I get back to school. I can already see it pretty much lol. Between all the candy, baked goods, chocolate from efoods/starbucks drinks, as well as all the other food I've been eating, I guess I should probably show up for workouts once school starts. Or just start now seeing as we have that room in my house with weights and an elliptical and stuff. Whatever. It'll be a new year's resolution or something.

Wow. I'm lazy. >_>


Anywone who reads this blog, you should probably listen to the songs I talk about on youtube. You'd probably gain some insight on awesomeness. 'Sahara' by Nightwish is on now. Epic beginning, the rest of the track is... meh. They probably could have done something alot better with this one, but it's really not necessary.


OH! I watched the HDnetwork today on our HDTV. My god. I REALLY need to go to Europe now. Such a beautiful place, especially the Scandinavian countries. Such a beautiful place <3>: ( All she's good for is making cookies.


This may be awkward, but this really needs to be said. After several days without internet, I realised something. I love porn. Yep. I love it. Can't really live without it, really. Well, I can, but I'm really irritable and bitchy. Yeah. Wasn't that nice?


Blah. Life is a pendulous fall. One moment you're up, then you're down, then you're back up again, but it just keeps getting slower and slower and slower until you stop. Speaking of pendulums, The Poet and the Pendulum is a good song. Like, really good! It's a 14 minute epic song by Nightwish. Like. It's a masterpiece, is what it is. The nightwish pendulum logo is also cool.

I really also like the colour brown. Not like a bad brown, but like... Coffee brown, or butterscotch brown. Homey brown colours. I love it <3. The new paint scheme in my house is just totally beautiful. The exact colour of brown that I really like. Theres this one corner downstairs here that wasn't done properly, and theres a bunch of cream white on it, and its like, the only corner that didn't go through correctly.

That wraps it up for this uber long post. Love you all, and merry christmas! I'll post a whole new song tomorrow and start it from there!

From, your friendly neighbourhood spiderman, Stuart McDougall.

Look, my computer is working!

Well, thanks to my all-knowing father, my computer is now working, and I can use the neighbor's internet to it's full extent now! Hurray! The full extent, however, is not much. So. We have our little 4 foot tree all decorated and delicious. Father and I are watching Scrooge right now. He just realised the meaning of X-mas. And talking about turkeys to a small boy and such. It's good.


Soo, all my music that I didn't buy off iTunes is all gone. That's what happens when you get frustrated from your computer not working cause it has a shitty-ass graphics card and then you hit it.

Oooohh well. All is well and good now, except that everything is gone from my computer. Including all my pictures. And movies. :*( Too bad.

Scrooge just crashed his nephew's party. Now his wife is happy with Scrooge. And the music is now happy. Hurray!

I'm pretty tired right now. Keira had a good night. Jealous. No one is online right now on my other msn account who I wanna 'talk' to. Shitty balls. My toes are cold. We have a whopping 6 presents underneath the tree right now. I'll take a picture of it all tomorrow morning and show you a spectacular picture.

Scrooge is now laughing hystarically after raising his employee's salary. I spelled hystarically wrong. Whatevs. I need better acne medication. This shit on my forehead is gross. I think I'm gonna post a really deep post sometime. I've been thinking alot. It's good stuff.


I really wish I could get my music. But I'll live. Did you know blind people in the 1800s had a sign they carried around that said BLIND on it? I lol'd. But now its time to go to bed. Scrooge is over. Now theres a kenyan bull on the tv. He's pretty interesting. He's visiting the UK, in front of buckingham palace. This is a really funny show. Its british animals talking. Wallace and Gromit style. This is fucking hilarious. I'll talk to you guys later.

This

2 guys. 1 week.
thats all i have to say...

what the heck is wrong with me?

That's why I don't believe you. =D


You told me no details, n thats the way it is.

Merry Mondaybeforexmas!

Hello everybody. While I install video games to keep me occupied while I'm grounded on my computer, lets cover a few things, yes?

So. First of all. I'm grounded :O

Because I had fun with my brothers. Let me here a booyah for brotherly love! Its okay, though. I still get to go to dedmonchuck (and red deer :O) on Saturday. So, in the meantime, I have stolen all of my brothers CDs and put them onto my computer/iPod, installed 2 video games, on my 3rd now, and told my bestie not to have sex of any kind in a car, which I'm still not sure she did or not. But I've enslaved her, so hopefully she'll read this and then tell me how it went later. Ilu too, keira.

My computer just had a seizure cause the game i'm installing wanted to run a video systems checkup. That was fun! =D

I currently have a half empty full throttle sitting on my dresser that's been sitting there for about half a day. I guess I'll go drink it now.

Right now I'm listening to 'Online Songs' by Blink 182. Its good. I don't know why everyone hates Blink. They are good, too bad they are over. But yeah, I still like em. :(

This is a really long blog post, and my game has finished installing and I'm gonna go play it now. I'll talk to y'all later.


I have a wedgie.

Oh shiiiiitt

Mkay, so last night, just after my new tradition post, my brother called and told me to go party with him, our other brother, and their friends up the street. (sounds ghetto, don't it?) Yeah. Not such a good idea to sneak out while your dad is still awake. When I grabbed my shoes from upstairs I told him I need to put new laces on. wooo.

So, I left the door unlocked downstairs, but obviously he saw through my ruse, prolly when he let the dog out. When I got home oh, about 7 hours ago, I had to go through the front door, where he was still awake. He knew. I was quiite drunk, but I'm not very hungover right now, so thats good. I have to work soon. Anyvays, I'm using the neighbor's wireless internet right now, so I'm guessing that my punishment is taking down the internet for a while. No big D. He don't know I have the neighbor's wireless. ;) Still an inconvenience, though.

So, now I am on my way upstairs, preparing for the first real time that my dad caught me drunk. I know what cards to play to defend myself though. I'll let you guys (by that, I mean one person) know how that goes when I come back. For now,

Adios, Amigos! (Amigo)

Time to start a tradition.

Mkay, my first act as ruler of this blog is to start a brand new tradition. Every Saturday I will post the lyrics to a song thats been stuck in my head. It could be anything. This time, however, I think we might just go with some good ole classic but no classic Nightwish B-side.


The Escapist - Nightwish

Who's there, knocking at my window?
The owl and the dead boy
This night whispers my name
All the dying children

Virgin snow beneath my feet
Painting the world in white
I tread the way and lose myself into a tale

Come hell or high water
My search will go on
Clayborn voyage without a name

A nightingale in a golden cage,
Thats me, locked inside reality's maze
Come someone make my heavy heart light
Come undone bring me back to life
It all starts with a lullaby

Journey homeward bound
A sound of a dolphin calling
Tearing off the mask of man
The Tower my sole guide
This is who I am
Escapist, paradise seeker
Farewell now time to fly
Out of sight, out of time, away from all lies


A nightingale in a golden cage...

Look, a Blog!

Why, hello there everyone! I just found this thing. Its pretty nifty, I'm not even gonna lie. And I do that a bunch.

I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.